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9​.​地​三​鮮​三​打​排​骨​精 Disanxian VS. Ribwitch

from The Greatest Outrageous Famine (​極​餓​非​道​) by Disanxian (地三鮮)

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    The record is called 極餓非道 and is being released by Zhejiang based label Stoner Poem Productions. In regards to the general concept of their debut album, “The record is based on the famine “大飢荒” of China during the 1950’s using the punchline of Takeshi Kitano’s famous film Outrage (極惡非道).”

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    The record is called 極餓非道 and is being released by Beijing based label TIC/Dying Art Productions. In regards to the general concept of their debut album, “The record is based on the famine “大飢荒” of China during the 1950’s using the punchline of Takeshi Kitano’s famous film Outrage (極惡非道).”

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人物: 糖僧   酸菜悟空  豬扒戒  沙爹淨  白飯馬
RIFF *4 一打: 師徒五人 取西經 匍匐走向白虎岭  --極餓非道
遇上一個 賣紅燒排骨的
年輕貌美婀娜多姿的  ---妙齡村姑
VERSE1  *2 豬扒戒把持不住  糖僧快要中暑
沙爹淨飢腸轆轆 白飯馬水土不服
眼看就要墮入了村姑的 圈套 悟空一棍打下 說那一定是個女妖 ----------------- 二打:
受傷敗退的排骨精
挑撥離間五師徒  下 圈套!
糖僧肉千載難逢
吃了可以葆青春 長生-不老!
VERSE1*2 悟空洋洋得意, 糖僧勃然大怒
沙爹淨飢腸轆轆
白飯馬水土不服
軟硬兼施的排骨精
化妝變成 老太太
悟空當場識破
當頭一棒,瞬間化作一道青煙 (化作青煙)×2
VERSE2 
說時遲那時快 師傅念起了緊箍咒
頭痛欲裂的悟空 倒地打滾求饒
師父控制不住 什麼都不相信。。。
腦袋裡都是 死去的老婦和排骨精
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三打:
氣急敗壞的排骨精
整容成了白髮蒼蒼的 -九旬老翁
手持龍杖  一瘸一拐
念珠掐在手 誦南無經,-念念有詞
為了延年益壽
排骨夫人無所不用其極
可這一切都被酸菜行者看在眼裡
VERSE1*2
悟空火冒三丈, 糖僧勃然大怒
老翁三振出局
露出排骨原形
心有餘悸的糖僧 才恍然大悟
差點就變成一堆排骨的晚餐
(變成晚餐 ~請聽下回分解)

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Disanxian (地三鮮) Shenzhen, China

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D: Coy | G: L-CHAOS| V: Terry&Puppy | B: Kiby

Rising from the ashes of South China's scorched earth, Disanxian was initially a joke about ripping of Discore bands to make the name funnier, combined with a traditional cuisine. Unfortunately, they have tortured people's ears for almost a decade and despised geopolitical issues with their own senses of dark humor and sarcasm. ... more

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